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Vole Huntress, This Guest Blogger is Little Sis

Vole Huntress, This Guest Blogger is Little Sis

Vole Huntress, Guest Blogger Little Sis

DSC_1035Not to brag or anything, I am the best vole huntress on the planet. Don’t tell Mr. Big, but I don’t really need him to scout for me. I just like to share the blame when the yard looks more like Swiss cheese than a lawn. Swiss cheese, by the way, is pretty good to eat, in case you want to throw some my way.Hagar, my big brother, has an I’m-so-special-side that frankly I find downright annoying. Since he got this blog, it’s gone to his head. I bet his smart bump has grown three sizes, good thing that he doesn’t wear a hat.

Hagar, my big brother, has an I’m-so-special-side that frankly I find downright annoying. Since he got this blog, it’s gone to his head. I bet his smart bump has grown three sizes, good thing that he doesn’t wear a hat.

He thinks he’s too cool even to scout for voles anymore. He says he doesn’t have time. What else has he got to do for Pete’s sake? It’s not like Mary asked him to write her novels—as if—just a few words on a blog now and again.

He thinks he’s too cool even to scout for voles anymore. He says he doesn’t have time. What else has he got to do for Pete’s sake? It’s not like Mary asked him to write her novels—as if—just a few words on a blog now and again.

Yesterday old Biggiebig said he was going to do a feature on me—feature mind you—who does he think he is Clark Kent? I put my paw down, nothing doing, any writing about me I write, and that is all I have to say about that.

Hagar whiny pants goes off whining to Mary about how he’s the blogger, not Sophie. Mary, I’m just crazy about her by the way, but truth be told that guy she lives with is really the bomb. He feeds me at the table and lets me lie beside him in bed while he reads on the weekends. Anyway, Mary says we can share the blog. I can be the guest blogger. Being a guest blogger is a big deal and a compliment. I do love compliments and walks and vole hunting. Did I say that before?

It takes a very keen sense of hearing to be as good at hunting voles as I am. I hear the little critters digging underground. We have a pretty good system actually, well until Hagar got too big for his collar. Hagar scouts out the general spot while I listen. I stand regally at attention and wait until I get the exact location. When I do, I dive into digging, Lots is more of a digger. She joins in and in no time, we have eliminated one more of the little pest. Yeah, sure the yard looks pretty rough for a while, but hey that’s the price you gotta pay. No matter what Mary says no one has broken an ankle yet.SophiePaw


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  1. Debora LaMent

    5 March

    Sophie is da bomb! Can’t wait for her next tail

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